"these made me a grandmaster in overwatch!!" – hopefully someone

“finally i can hold rolo's paws” – bean toucher

"buy 20" – god

"a" – mae

"there's no chocolate caramel inside... but still huggable" – maenei

"all my food in the fridge is gone" – ransley

"after i got my rolo, i woke up as the king of sweden.” – someone on my stream

"actual, real, authentic rolo" – epic games